Letters from Jericho

Thursday, July 21, 2005

GASP, another bombing in London?

Oh no! Those evil Islamists have done it again! Dammit, we need more security, government oversight, and public surveillance to keep us safe from them! when will people realize this? Haven't they paid attention to history?

http://context.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2005/02/18/120.html

http://hnn.us/articles/12253.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/3970901.stm

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0714685003/qid%3D1120946097/sr%3D2-1/ref%3Dpd%5Fbbs%5Fb%5F2%5F1/104-3880569-8444719

http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/CIA%20Hits/Gladio_CIAHits.html

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/IMAGES/reichstagfire.rm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/july2005/080705unitepeople.htm

The politicians are right about one thing: we need to start bringing the real terrorists to justice.

Monday, July 11, 2005

The funny thing about terrorism

In these troubled times, I think it's important that we always look for the lighter side of everything, even the greatest of tragedies. I think it was George Carlin who said you can make anything funny if you put it in the right context (or something to that effect), and I agree. In light of the recent bombings in the UK, I think it's a good time to remind ourselves that you can find humor in even the most horrible of tragedies. Don't believe me? Well, here's a few things that I think are pretty funny:

How come nobody seems to know how to spell al-Qaida? Anybody who's had their name misread while receiving an award or degree, or whose name has been misspelled can probably empathize to some degree. But that's gotta be a real bummer to bust your ass to become the most feared phantom boogey-organization in the world only to have most of the press get your name wrong!

And how about this: isn't it funny how despite our epic "War on Terror", al-Qaeda seems to be stronger and more elusive than ever?

Isn't it funny that despite there being more than 4 million public CCTV security cameras in Britain, and soothing posters like this, they won't release the security footage of the attacks because of, get this, "British Security"?

Isn't it funny how, after terrorist attacks, our leaders love to grandstand and make heroic speeches about tracking down terrorists and making us safe, casting themselves as the tireless guardians of our society, while reflexively dismissing calls for investigations into these attacks which have made them de facto saviors of the public safety?

On that thought, ain't it funny how our leaders become more powerful and well-regarded in the wake of terrorist attacks when, at best (if you believe their conclusions), these attacks are essentially the result of their failure to do their job?

Anyway, back to the London Bombing Laugh-a-thon. Isn't it hilarious how, as with most al-Qaida attacks, the terrorists were smart and savvy enough to elude detection and capture, but they STILL haven't figured out that attacking civilian targets just isn't going to turn citizens against their governments?

Boy, those terrorists sure are dumb! And to think, the leaders of the countries they've vowed to bring down were all at a G8 meeting just to the north! We sure are lucky they're too stupid to think of attacking THAT. I guess terrorists must be idiot savants or something; maybe they're born knowing how to wire a bomb, but are too braindead to know how to pick effective targets.

(All the same, maybe the G8 should up the level of security and break up the protests, just in case the al-Kayduh realize this. For the safety of the protestors, of course.)

Or maybe terrorists just aren't human. President Bush seems to try to portray them as inhuman. Osama bin Laden did supposedly coordinate the most sophisticated attack on American soil and avoid capture by the most advanced military in the world while on kidney dialysis in a cave on the other side of the planet. Sounds pretty superhuman to me. And this al-Zarqawi fellow …what? Oh, I agree, "Zarqawi" just doesn't have the same diabolical ring as "Osama". Er, anyway this Zarqawi guy has supposedly been killed like 3 times, and he's still managed to evade capture by the most advanced military in the world...with one leg! That's pretty impressive. Personally, I can't think of any one-legged (hell, even two-legged) humans that I know that could survive a clusterbombing of the refugee camp they're laid up in.

But seriously, al-Q'a'd'a, what do you have against the transportation industry? Haven't you noticed that they're not the ones waging wars against your homelands and supporting Zionism? We all just laugh now when you hit another train or a plane because we know that every time you do such a silly thing, we get safer. Our loving government takes extra steps to track everyone's movements, (occasionally, even non-citizens) and that's fine with us Patriotic Americans(tm). Our government would NEVER use this to abuse US. YOU on the other hand…well, have you ever heard of a little place called Gitmo?

Wooo, I'm laughing too hard, I gotta catch my breath.

Anyway, speaking of mouth-breathing, I bet the majority of the population in Britain that opposes legislation to implement a radio-scannable biometric national ID card linked to a federal database of personal information are wiping egg off their face today! I'm sure these attacks will illustrate for them exactly why such a thing wouldn't be so much a "gross invasion of privacy", "potential tool for despotic control", or "a return to 'Your papers, please'" as it would be an effective deterrent to terrorism.

Yes, al-K-da may have been surprisingly skillful in skirting all the OTHER effective deterrents to terrorism, but THIS one should do the trick. You gotta figure that once the government can finally monitor and restrict EVERYBODY'S movements, not even the greatest al-CIAda - oops, I mean al-Caida agent will be able to slip through.

Frankly, I'm surprised the supposedly "sophisticated" Britons haven't figured out yet that the average citizen has no idea what's good for them. Fortunately for us in the Land of the Free©, we had our wake up call, and now the Senate, Congress, and Supreme Court all know better than to listen to the will of the people, or even their own feelings, for that matter. OUR National ID bill passed the Senate 100-0, despite our repeated rejection of similar legislation, and, get this, a whole bunch of senators who VOTED for the thing publicly criticizing it!

HAHAHA! Ah man, it feels good to laugh. And they said comedy died on September 11th.

But back to the subject, you have to find the timing of these "professional terrorists" comical. Here they are, trying to bring down the "Great Satan" that is the western world, and they inadvertantly distract the media from the G8 protests, possible treason committed by Karl Rove, evidence that Bush led us into a war based on lies, an Israeli spy-ring run through AIPAC (now that's just ironic, don'tcha think?) a hugely unpopular supreme court ruling, debate over a new Supreme Court nominee, and a whole myriad of irksome scandals surrounding the US and UK!

If I didn't know better, I'd almost think these terrorists were working for the government!

HAHAHAhaha…say, that's kind of a frightening thought. But fortunately for us, the self-admittedly incompetent (but well-intentioned, trustworthy and uberpowerful) British and American governments are just too dumb to come up with such an insidious plan. I mean, come on, they're not even smart enough to stop terrorist attacks while they're running nearly identical simulation scenarios. In both recent cases! Kinda makes you wonder how the terrorists knew about these war games, because you gotta admit, THAT was really good timing.

So let's all lighten up a bit, and quit worrying so much. As we can see, the idiot-savant terrorists may have been lucky in terms of escaping capture and justice and all that, but in the end, our brave leaders have always managed to do whatever they felt was best for the American and British peoples, in spite of, and maybe even as a result of terrorist attacks. And THAT is what's funny about terrorism.

C'mon, why aren't you laughing?

Friday, July 01, 2005

Backlash and Too Many Stupid Baseball Analogies

Oi. Just finished writing an overlong rant/reply/comment (see the post below this one) on Sirotablog to a mostly excellent post about why nobody's really buying the Democrats' bullshit rhetoric these days.

Most of the comments and (to some degree) the article itself seem to suggest that self-proclaimed Democratic Party loyalists are recognizing that Democratic politicians are mostly punching them in the back of the head and telling them that a Republican did it; but, unfortunately they must do this, because they have to stay in place until they have enough power to back up their rhetoric.

They also seem to suggest that, surprise surprise, people are noticing this flagrant lip service, and they need to stop cowing to the Repubs because people think they have no spine, and how are they gonna get the votes they need to get into power? As though their lack of power is a semi-valid excuse for being little more than damage control or riot dispersal for left-leaning Americans, and that they'll turn into perfect progressive populists with no motivation to act against the will of the American people if/when they return to greater power.

As if the (-D) next to their name implies innate goodness, and so long as they're a Democrat, the worst they can do is wander from the path of righteousness, and just need to be brought back into the fold!

I'm as fed up with the mindset that "Democrats can solve every problem that Bush and the Republicans are causing" (that I admittedly held and trumpeted for a long time until recently) as I am with the "Bush and the Republicans have Godly intentions and can save the world, but these damn liberals just misconstrue and pervert all of his Divine Edicts" mindset.

I know how hard it is to internalize that your favorite team is paid by the same people as their rivals, and that neither team cares so much about the fans they invoke when asked about motivation as they do about how much money they get from the gate. We train ourselves to take sides. I should know, I live in New England, and when you're from around here, you don't like the Yankees and the Red Sox. You HATE the Yankees and ARE the Red Sox (typical dialogue: "YEAH! WE won the World Series!" "You did? Where's your Championship Ring and jersey?" "Shut up, you prick."), or vice versa. No in betweens. Yankees and Red Sox fans get into everything from friendly arguments to gang wars over which team is actually the one that SUCKS.

Meanwhile, the players mostly know each other, have frequently been on the same team in the past, generally don't hold anything against each other personally, and both get their revenue from both the people with an NY on their hats as well as those with a B. And the brains under both of these hats know this, but still persist in goading each other as if the choice had any higher reasoning behind it than greater proximity to a stadium or preference for team color.

And that's what it's like with politics, at least in a two-party system. We all know that whoever we vote for, things aren't gonna get done the way we want them to, so we just pick whatever guy seems nicest to us. But now, thanks to electronic vote counting systems, the electoral college, and the Supreme Court, we really have little say (short of public outcry) in who plays for our team in the Major Leagues unless the owners and management happen to like our choice. For purposes of this analogy, the biggest difference between baseball and politics, really, is the whole baseball-not-affecting-our-lives-whether-or-not-we-pay-attention-to-it thing.

God, I can't believe I just made a baseball analogy. I hate baseball. And sports analogies are so cliche.

Speaking of cliche, a friend of mine once told me her theory that "Cliches are only cliches because they're always true." Ever since, I have been trying to come up with an example to prove that as not universal, and I haven't yet.

And we have all heard, internalized, and had demonstrated the cliches about all politicians being crooked, about nothing new under the sun, about absolute power corrupting, money talking, bullshit walking, etc. They fall freely from our lips with a wry smile when we see the latest outrage.

But we don't believe these cliches. Not always. Not absolutely. Not with the weight they actually carry.

We'll say "All politicians are corrupt, crooked liars." and "I really think Howard Dean could change things for the better" in one breath, not even acknowledging the dissonance of those two statements.

Liberals talk about how anti-war they are, how much they want peace in our time, and say that we need to get those warmongering Republicans out of office so we can have one big happy Democratic jamboree in America where everyone is treated fairly and no one's feelings are hurt, and the love, abortions, and healthcare are all free. Then they'll talk about how the last "justified" war was under Roosevelt, a Democrat, and inevitably go on to discuss how much the Iraq War (which was started with plenty of Democratic Party support) is starting to resemble Vietnam. But they never mention that 'Nam was started by Kennedy (-D) and escalated by Lyndon B. Johnson (-D).

Nixon (who I am by no means defending) tends to take the rap for it because he resisted pulling out (note the lack of partisan spite when it comes to keeping us at war) and because he was a Republican, who most tend to think of as the war party because they've been in power for most of the last 35+ years, and we have never really been at peace. Kennedy's involvement is glossed over because Vietnam wasn't a "bad" war until later on, kind of like "Operation Iraqi Freedom", where even anti-war types said, "Well, I don't like it, and I know he's not a threat, but I can't stop it, and Sadaam IS a bad guy, after all." Plus, JFK was shot down before the press had a chance to find out all the shit he did and turn on him. LBJ is only known as the Vietnam chant guy to most of us born after 1970, and since he's not known for much besides the war, I think a lot of folks assume he was a Republican. I think I did at one point.

And that's the thing: it doesn't matter what party I think he was in because he pulled the same exact BULLSHIT.

It doesn't matter if the man in charge says Social Security is a Socialist fraud, or if he says lack of national healthcare is the greatest problem facing America today if he still sends our kids off to die for reasons that never become entirely clear.

But if we maintain that our guy is different or better somehow, no matter what he's done in the past or what he isn't doing today, the only people we are helping with our stubborn denial and selective blindness are those who recognize and seek to exploit that blindness for their own gain.

Here's another cliche: "Life's not fair." We've all said it. But behind that general complaint lies the essential assumption that it should be, when the only impulse behind that self deceit is that we want it to be. We are terrified at how futile and foolish any moral behavior we exercise would be if life was truly unfair, and as a result, we raise each generation to strive for fairness, and this common striving and wanting leads us to believe that is how everyone feels. And God knows I want life to be fair, I strive to be fair, and I expect people to treat me fairly. I don't know how realistic such an ideal is, but in moderation, I think it can benefit mankind in many ways, and I believe that, to some degree, a great majority of us have this noble vision.

But there are areas where our vision of the world can blind us to aspects that don't fit comfortably within it.

There's a point where trust turns into gullibility, where optimism turns into denial, and where idealism turns into naivete. A point where our best eyes and most rational minds will not allow us to see and understand things that are simple and obvious because they are too devastatingly painful to accept.

All these points form a neat paradigm, a box of possibility, if you will, that contains our personal understanding of the way things are, and the limits to what can be. And we each have a unique "box". Huh huh huh, I said, "unique box" huh huh huh. Er, anyway, this box is constantly changing size and shape, as we learn new things, discover new possibilities, and have previous beliefs discredited. Anyone who has worked for a corporationg has heard the cliched command to "Think outside the box." It is often difficult to grasp that your carefully crafted box is flawed, so it can be a difficult and even painful to change it, which is why people who can "think outside the box" are considered to be exceptional. The majority of us hold beliefs of some type or another that are so cherished, or so integral to the construction of our box that we will stubbornly deny any question to these beliefs, limits, or boundaries, even extending other boundaries to accept previously unbelievable ideas to defend those in question.

This is not necessarily closed-mindedness so much as a protection mechanism. If you believed that literally anything was possible, someone might take all your money by selling you a bridge, or get their kicks by telling you that you'll float if you walk off a bridge, or convert you to Scientology, or do any number of other harmful things. And beyond that, sometimes, the beliefs are so fundamental to worldview that without even considering it, we understand that if they were struck down, they'd take many others with them, like a shaped C4 charge on the main support of a large building. We see that, regardless of how valid the questioning of these beliefs, these boundaries, these foundations, and regardless of how foolish we may be if we don't examine them, that the resultant damage and resultant need for reconstruction would, as a friend of mine put it, "just be too painful to even consider." There's even a psychological term for this feeling: "cognitive dissonance". This is what happens when doubt is raised over the veracity of something that you just know is true, and that must be true in order for a lot of other beliefs to be so.

As a nation, we need to recognize just where these keystones are, and eye them with grave suspicion.

We need to understand that there are dangerous people out there who know exactly where these support columns are, who know that they are not as solid and binding as they appear, and they have no qualms about hurting us for their own benefit and hiding from our wrath beyond the point of our protective blindness.

We need to stop giving "our team" a pass for abusing us the same way the "other side" does, just because we don't want to "give the other team an edge", because I'm not talking about Democrats or Republicans here, I mean our whole system of governance, and by us, I mean Americans in general.

We need to stop standing there with our team memorabilia and confused tears in our eyes, whimpering, "Say it ain't so, Joe!" and start grabbing bats and muttering "Why you lying piece of shit..."

We need to stand up in our bleachers, take off our hats, look at each other and say, "Hey, this is a damn ripoff! I paid a chunk of my paycheck for these tickets only to sit out in the nosebleeds and watch the action on a giant TV! Both teams run in the same direction, around the same circle, that guy was on our team last year, they rarely ever hit the guys on the other team, and when it's over, they shake hands and take our money! Then they do the same thing next year, only they charge more for it! Hell, I helped pay for this stadium, and they'd never let me play out there. Fuck this, let's rush the field!"

Because if we don't show our team that they're going to be working at McDonald's if they don't start playing like we want them to, logically speaking, why should they do anything different? Why should they rock the boat when it looks like smooth sailing to them? Hell, just look at the Red Sox and then look at how well-known they were and how Boston fans were always just as puppy dog-loyal as any Yankees fan. But given the contrast between the "special kind of fan" behind the Sox, and George Steinbrenner, it shouldn't come as any surprise who has done better over the years, no matter how much money New York has. Obviously, we should not stop cheering when our leaders do something right, but we should not get reminiscent for past moments of excellence when we should be demanding a pennant every year.

Because everybody in the skybox is forgetting that if enough of us rush the field, security won't be able to stop us from playing.

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Just because I wasted so much time writing it...

For posterity, here's the comment I made to this David Sirota post that I mentioned above:

At 8:59 PM, Winston said…
Jesus, so many of you are missing the freaking point! This should not be about "They need to show more resolve so they get more votes", this should be about "The Dems are just the other side of the 'Republican' coin these days, and the WHOLE coin needs to be thrown down a f*cking wishing well!" It's staring you right in the face, and you don't see it! What so many of you seem to be saying is that you see the votes for the Bankruptcy Bill, Rice, the Real ID Act, and an utter failure to call for pulling us out of an illegal war as being essentially BAD PR, that it's not so terrible that the Dems have repeatedly stabbed us in the back while the Repubs menace us from the front as it is terrible that people who don't blindly support Democrats like you do won't give them more power when they feel the knife slide between their ribs!

The fact of the matter is that the Dems are just as complicit in selling this country to the corporate and military/industrial powers that be as the Republicans, and that you have the political equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome if you can doublethink that they are betraying us and that they shouldn't do that so much because then they'll never get into power, which is where they need to be before they can really start listening to us.

Didn't anybody else notice that when Pelosi came on TV after Bush's speech about Iraq and 9/11, and "chastised" him, all she really said was "Tsk, tsk, don't lie and patronize to us, we're all grown up enough to know why you're right, and the REAL reasons why we have to do exactly what you're saying we have to do"?

"the poll did say that respondents would vote more for a democratic candidate 48-43%"
This is no worse news than a loss in popularity, because it means that they will CONTINUE to behave against our best interests, knowing that all they have to do is pretend that it's the other sides fault, and eventually, they'll gain more ability to gain power and corporate funding than they do right now. People are so terrified that "The Republicans want a one party state!" I say the hell with it. Abolish the Democratic Party. See how long a one party state lasts when all the different conservative factions no longer have to circle the wagons and defend the policymakers that were presented as their best choice (who only really act in accordance with their beliefs 1/4 of the time) against the criticisms of an opposition party. See what happens when the 50% of the people in this country who voted for Bush's cousin Kerry for no other reason than that he wasn't Bush come hard up against the realization that they have NO choice in the matter, instead of agonizing over whether the frying pan or the fire looks friendlier. See what happens when the subtle truth of today becomes the sledgehammer of fact tomorrow.

When are you going to wake up and see that "left" and "right wing" leaders only really seem to argue on superficial issues that don't really affect our future? When are you going to notice that each thing that is lauded as "bipartisan" generally makes nobody but the paid pundits and government officials happy, and generally involves our acceptance of an odious policy that's just "not as bad" as the more "partisan" version? When are you going to see that when a Senator votes along with a 100-0 majority for the Real ID Act and immediately criticizes it AFTER they helped pass it that he or she thinks you're a f*cking rube? When are you going to see that these are our employees, not some kind of black sheep relatives who constantly piss you off but cannot be FIRED because of love and filial obligation? When are you going to see that both the bad cop AND the good cop want to see your ass fry?

And understand that if what I'm saying is pissing you off because I'm "criticizing without putting forth any ideas about how to change it" that:

a.) The fact that you can't think of a way to stop a volcano from erupting shouldn't stop you from raising a racket in the village, and that

b.)you are ignoring the issue and protecting the men who are helping to hold you hostage.

You are, in Lenin's terms, a useful idiot, or in rehab terms, an enabler. A battered wife who insists on going back to her husband and attacks the cop who tackles him mid-beating. Pick your euphemism. If the Democrats are our ride to a better tomorrow, then at best, they've stalled out on the tracks, the train is getting closer, and neither stubbornly trying to turn the ignition or popping the hood to fix the engine seems like much of a plan right now.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Welcome to e-Jericho

Let's see if this even works.